Did he just say that?

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Chrystal
and Chrystal's thoughts

"Mom, why do girls sit down to pee?"
"Because they have different private parts then boys"
"Why are they different"
"Well we both have eyes, a nose, our arms are the same...right? So we need something to make us different..."
"But why do they need to be different?"
"Because in Heavenly Fathers plan we get married and have families and when we die and go up to Heaven we are Gods and Goddesses with lots of little children"(something to that affect)

These types of questions are becoming more frequent. I think I answered his questions pretty well, but I am wondering how much longer I can be so vague with my answers...few... dodged the bullet this time. But wait the conversation is not over!

"Mom, I think it would be really boring to sit down while you pee."

If I pay attention to the task at hand it really isn't that bad...

"You know if we didn't have chairs to sit on we would be less bored.. or even beds, or...you know if they didn't make playgrounds we would be living in a boring world! That wouldn't be very fun at all, I don't want to live in a boring world."

It appears the tone of the conversation has changed from cute to super cute and hilarious. This kid cracks me up!