bloody boogery mess

Patrick says to me, after I pointed out he had blood on his face the was clearly from a bloody nose last night...
" Mom when I eat my boogers..."
I respond "nope please don't finish that sentence, I don't want to talk about this".
He says "but Mom, when I eat my boogers..."
"Patrick sweetie, we do not pick or eat your boogers and Mommy is really sick to her stomach right now so she doesn't want to talk about eating boogers"
"Mom, but if I pick my boogers will there be blood?'

RUN AWAY!!!

I don't know if I am ever going to escape this conversation...booger conversations need t be reserved for when Mom doesn't have a queasy stomach.